Introducing The Crank

• Posted on 5 March 2025
• By The Crank Set
• Posted in Parody, Satire
• 0

Toronto's most trusted source for cycling news. Bike satire and parody from the jokesters of Urbane Cyclist.

We're launching a new blog that we're calling The Crank, and you're reading it right now!

It's a bummer of a time to be in the cycling industry, and we just wanna have fun, ride bikes, and make jokes. That's why we're starting The Crank! It's going to contain bike satire and parody posts. We're posting these semi-anonymously, and our writers will be publishing as The Crank Set.

Consider this fair warning if you're easily fooled and take everything very seriously.

It'll be updated on a when-we-feel-like-it basis, and hopefully you're happy to come along for the ride!